“Little Billy Letters”: A Prankster’s Jokebook
March 13th, 2010 - 9:59 pm ICT by GD ( 24 comments )By Ranjan Bhaduri
Los Angeles, Mar 13, (THAINDIAN NEWS) A simple school note paper that carried hand written notes. That was the simplest yet the most instigating thing that crossed the minds of many a great figures in the American society. “Little Billy” as the world knew him is now an author who is in the process of publishing his esteemed prank letters in the form of a book which hits the market this week. Billy Geerhart, the author of “Little Billy’s Letters” which is to be published this week recalls his series of pranks which he threw at quite a notable personalities of America. He recalls how he had dropped a letter to the famous porn publisher Larry Flynt, thus asking him for a kid’s version.
The prank session which triggered off during the time of the authors unemployment are all well preserved in forms of letters and the excerpts from those letters will now grace the pages of the book, “Little Billy”s Letters”. Among the many wealthy and influential who formed the row of first class Americans was the Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who had replied to “Little Billy,” satisfying his queries on the very best of Mcdonald’s menu. Following him was Attorney General Janet Reno, who has given his stamp of liking to Batman being a better protector of the city and crime killer over the Terminator.
“Little Billy didn’t even spare the drink dealer Anheuser-Busch who was asked for a children’s beer if available. Billy Geerhart’s first victim of prank was the former United States President, Dan Quayle, a prank that came in the form of a fan mail from a eight year old lad of Los Angeles.
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March 13th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Maybe you should have let me EDIT this for you - because NO WHERE IN THE WORLD has DAN QUAYLE BEEN “PRESIDENT” - he’s been a highly forgettable VICE PRESIDENT, (a pathetic JOKE of a one for instance) - but, NO where did the Bush, Sr. Administration’s plan of having THAT jackass as our “PRESIDENT” take form!
As for “Little Billy” - way to make fun of the OFFICE INTERNS who were the ones who actually WROTE back to the “kid”!
March 13th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
That picture of him looks like it’s a cardboard cut out in front of another cardboard cutout.
I agree about Batman
March 13th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Chill out Paula!
March 13th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Yea, Dan Quayle was NEVER PRESIDENT in my United States!!
I do believe however, that he played an integral (although secretive) part in the development of Al Gore’s great invention - THE INTERNET!! :D
Also, many years ago I got a copy of a letter that was reportedly authored by a high school student that was supposedly’ replied to by Charles ‘Chuck’ Manson. I guess this is a pretty good way to make a buck.
As long as you don’t really want to do anything creditable.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:04 am
This has been done before. In the early ’80’s, Don Novello (some know him from SNL as Father Guido Sarducci), published a book called “The Lazlo Letters.” Very funny reading. Too bad “Little Billy” is working off an idea that is not original.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:11 am
You missed the point. It was a PRANK. How do you thing Dan Quayle reacted to a letter written to “President Quayle”?
March 14th, 2010 at 12:15 am
Wow, go crazy much Paula. This is actually funny as hell, the sad thing is though is that politians and the porn stars and the brewers and all the other rather inapropriate people “Little Billy” sent these too, no one realized it was a joke.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:38 am
its morons like this that make it harder for real children to engage influential people.playing jokes on people for profit is a waste and morons buying this book is even more of a crime
March 14th, 2010 at 12:42 am
Kinda predictable and not unique, asking a porn producer and a beer manufacturer for kids versions? lame…
March 14th, 2010 at 12:52 am
Well, regardless if it was part of the prank or not. This person either does not write well, or lacks in knowledge of the United States.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:58 am
Rabid liberal alert!!! Hi Paula. Didn’t know they let you out of rehab… or do they have Internet access there?
March 14th, 2010 at 1:03 am
You’re an idiot Paula! That’s the joke! He wrote a letter to Dan Quayle and called him the President when in fact he was not!..Get it? Of course you don’t…you’re an idiot!
March 14th, 2010 at 1:15 am
You better watch your comments. Dan Quale invented this whole internet thing, and he is the Vchip god.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:21 am
rogger: It was a joke. It was funny. The crime is, you are guilty of being a humorless s#*t head. If you can’t see it that way then get a sense of humor and shut the f*#k up!
March 14th, 2010 at 1:23 am
This is so lame. Sophomoric humor at best.
Makes it hard for a real kid to get a response from anyone.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:24 am
homeasiam: It’s pretty frikkin’ obvious that you are a also a retard like rogger!
March 14th, 2010 at 1:26 am
homeasiam: It’s pretty frikkin’ obvious that you are a retard like rogger too.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:45 am
The ‘celebs’ recieve alot of mail from a wide demographic. They probably are aquianted with strange reading letters. When they recieve a letter from ‘lil billy’, its probably regarded as a drop in the bucket. Being duped? Yes, but whats the diff? A legit letter thats whackey is no more profound than intentionally left on the doorstep in a paper bag (ringing the doorbell) and Billy running away. And if theres pages bound for sale, its marketed to and bought by those who appreciate that sort of ‘bag’ humor. So, if ya dont like it, dont buy it. This book isnt geared towards scaring anyone or making trouble. Trouble is ‘Billys’ still ringin the doorbell and running away. A child might be reprimanded by doing this sort of thing, but someone turning a buck? Ahh, capitalism!
March 14th, 2010 at 3:56 am
buck are you a retard or a troll or just a fag in drag.its children like you who should be removed from the gene pool
March 14th, 2010 at 3:56 am
hey buck why dont you shut your sex hole and move on
March 14th, 2010 at 5:09 am
rogger: A retard a troll and a fag? You just described yourself perfectly! Have you ever had an original thought in your empty skull? You also seem to have an obsession with all things gay. That sure says a lot for you! You f*@king half wit!
What the hell is a “rogger” anyway?
March 14th, 2010 at 7:12 am
ok buck if you know me so well come on by the house ok nope i didnt think so your the little bit#h that came on here insulting other peoples opinions.what did dady and his friends hurt you shut up and go away find a bridge and step off this planet you will be more usefull as fertilizer peace out loser.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:15 am
ok buck what is a buck is that some kind of stupid name yup woo hooo read what I wrote its or not and ok grow up dont insult people if you cant take it stop attacking people because you disagree.stay on subject or shut your mouth.
March 14th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
LMFAO! Rogger, you never really have had an original thought in your life!!!!
How old are you anyway? 12? 13? From the way you use grammer, probably younger, or just limited mental capacity.
Either that or someone on your floor needs to contact the charge nurse in your ward and restrict you from the PC.
Take your medication and go sit by the reflecting pool and seriously consider suicide, you little retard.