Happy Halloween Quotes and comments

October 31st, 2009 - 9:09 pm ICT by Aishwarya Bhatt  

Halloween New York City, Oct 31 (THAINDIAN NEWS) Halloween celebrations are in the air and here are some spicy quotes to spice up your celebrations. Perhaps the best Halloween quote of all comes from The Huffington Post, “Halloween Is The Second Highest Grossing Commercial Holiday After Christmas. What used to be just a singular holiday with minimal things to purchase has turned into an entire “Halloween Season.”

Here are funny quotes to spice Halloween.

Funny Halloween Quotes and Sayings

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.” – Unknown Author

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” – Linus from ‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’

“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.” – Chris Rock

“Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” – Conan O’Brien

“Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.” – The Classics IV

“Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting.” – Lorna Luft

“They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.” – Tina Yothers

“Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.” – Gwen Stefani

Here are some interesting Halloween jokes to crack up at the party.

Funny Halloween Jokes

Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating? A. Bone appetite

Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite!

Q. What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song? A. Another one bites the dust!

Q. Why was the mummy so tense? A. Because he was all wound up.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? A. He didn’t have the guts.

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.

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