‘Rhythm is a dancer’ voted song with worst lyrics

July 9th, 2008 - 2:44 pm ICT by IANS  

London, July 9 (IANS) The 1992 hit song “Rhythm is a dancer” has been voted the song with worst lyrics of all time in a poll conducted by magpiemusic.com. Thesun.co.uk reports that the line “I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer” topped the poll of terrible lines.

The top ten worst lyrics are:

1. “I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer” - “Rhythm is a Dancer”
2. “I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news” - “Life”
3. “Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer?” - “Shake Ya Tailfeather”
4. “He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?” - “Sk8er Boi”
5. “I love you like a fat kid love cake” - “21 Questions”
6. “Time is like a clock in my heart” - “Time (Clock Of The Heart)”
7. “You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it” - “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It”
8. “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains” - “Whenever, Wherever”
9. “She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck” - “Thong Song”
10. “Only time will tell if we stand the test of time” - “Why Can’t This Be Love”

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