‘Out Of The Mouths Of Babes’ - a book on kids’ hilarious answers
August 26th, 2010 - 6:17 pm ICT by ANILondon, Aug 26 (ANI): Children are known to say whatever comes to their mind, and at times the answers they give can be very hilarious.
Some of the true-life quotes as recalled by teachers and parents have been compiled in a book titled, ‘Out Of The Mouths Of Babes’, the Sun reported.
A few of the stories and quotes are as follows:
Teacher (to the class): How can we prevent the spread of nasty diseases caused by biting insects?
Mark, age six: Don’t bite any?
Question to Jack, aged 11: What would you like to give up for Lent?
Jack: School.
Question to six-year-old boy: If you were married, how would you make sure your wife always felt happy?
Boy: Tell her she was very beautiful even if she looked like a gorilla.
Father: What will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
Son: Diet.
Question to Martin, eight: How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?
Martin: There would be a lot of babies to explain, wouldn’t there?
If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it’s very helpful to be beautiful - Anna, nine.
Wait and see if the man pays for the meal. That’s when you can tell if he’s really in love - Bobby, nine.
Kissing is yucky. I saw my sister and her boyfriend kissing and it sounded like when Granny eats soup - Keira, seven.
I bet it’s hard for God to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in my family and I can never do it - George, six.
Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough - Lynne, nine.
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long - Glenn, seven.
Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one - Angie, ten.
I know my sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes then has to buy new ones - Lauren, four. (ANI)
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