Army chiefs issue sex guide for troops home from Afghanistan
April 20th, 2011 - 5:21 pm ICT by ANI
London, Apr 20 (ANI): Army chiefs have issued a sex guide for troops home from Afghanistan.
The 40-page manual tells squaddies how to get their love lives back on track after six months away fighting the Taliban.
But warns Our Boys to resist bedding their better halves straight away, and advices them instead of romance, holding hands and talking.
Surgeon Commander Professor Neil Greenberg said soldiers hoping for a bonk, a beer and a balti on coming home had to take account of their other halves’ feelings.
“Intimacy takes time to establish,” the Daily Star quoted him as saying. (ANI)
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