New York, Oct 27 (THAINDIAN NEWS) Yankees are all looking forward to jeer and make mincemeat out of the Phillies fans, in their game clash in this week.“The Yankees are going to make Philly cream cheese out of them,” a confident Tommy Bayoikos, predicted yesterday in Midtown.

“Philly fans are a bunch of whiners and should learn how to dress. They should try reading GQ.”

“Bleacher Bums get a bad rap,” said Tanner McLoud, of Long Island. “But if you’ve ever been to the old Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia, you’d realize just how much worse Phillies fans are. “You can’t go to a game without getting booze thrown at you!”

For the Yankees, Philadelphia is a long lost cousin city. According to them the city is boring, the inhabitants are whiners, the food is bad and there’s no nightlife either.

“I don’t have hate for Philly exactly — they are like our redheaded stepchild,” Michael Stewart said. “It’s like a nothing city. It’s just insignificant in comparison to New York.”

“I briefly lived in Philadelphia and I couldn’t wait to get out,” the Laura Nidelle said. “Their fans are whiners, the food is lousy and there is nothing to do.