Thaindian News

By Madhuri Dey
Feb 26, (THAINDIAN NEWS) Radio host Howard Stern, noted for the pranks that he loves to pull off on his peers, has announced yet another shocker. The radio host has claimed that he will shortly be hosting a beauty pageant, one that will be somewhat exclusive in nature, for it will be featuring none other than all the alleged mistresses of Tiger Woods. Of course, only the ones that have been identified by the press to have been his arm candy one will be eligible for participation. The last clause has been a good idea, of course, or else the pageant might have as well unleashed yet another plethora of mistresses.

So far, it has been reported that the beauty pageant will be held in this year, on March 10. It is allegedly being arranged by an online dating agency, called Ashley Madison. The specialty of this agency is that it caters only to those who look to having some extramarital affair. The prize money that will be going to the winner has been reported to be $100,000. The competition will consist of all the regular features in any other beauty contest, namely, swimsuit, talent and personality.

According to reports, about four of alleged mistresses of Tiger Woods have been signed up so far for the pageant. It has also been reported that the pageant will have to take place without at least one of the women Tiger Woods romanced, but reasons have not been specified. Now for the bizarre part. Apparently, though much of this might be only a rumor, Howard Stern has zeroed in on to be the judge of the pageant none other than Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods’ wife!