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Florida, Dec 10 (THAINDIAN NEWS) In a very surprise development, the Tiger Woods mistress count didn’t change today. So for more than a day, it has remained stuck at just 11. The speed, at which the mistress count was increasing exponentially over the last 2 weeks, today came as a big surprise when there was no mistress suddenly popping up and claiming that she also bedded the ace golfer Tiger Woods.

It ought to be a relieving day, not only for Tiger Woods but also for his wife Elin Nordegren, who is quite fed up of the constant media frenzy over the newest claimant of the ‘Tiger Woods Mistress’ title. Elin’s mother who had taken very sick two days earlier is also back at home and is recovering too. This is a happy bit of news for Elin coupled with the fact that no new cocktail waitress or porn star came forward to say, ‘I too, was with the Tiger!’

It may be recalled that yesterday, the mistress count of the top-notch golfer Tiger Woods reached 11. It had already breached the double-digit barrier a day before, when it scaled 10.

Here is a short summary of all the Tiger Woods mistresses known so far, as of today!

1) Rachel Uchitel – A Director of VIP Services at a posh club
2) Jaimee Grubbs – A sexy waitress
3) Kalika Moquin - Marketing Director of Bare Pool Lounge.
4) Mindy Lawton - A waitress
5) Cori Rist - Manhattan based catalog model
6) Jamie Jungers – A Model
7) Holly Sampson – A porn star
8) An unidentified 26-year-old waitress
9) Mistress number 9 - British TV presenter.
10) Alleged Mistress No. 10 – A “sex-addicted cougar.”
11) Joslyn James – A porn star