By Madhuri Dey
Dec. 08, (THAINDIAN NEWS) The best time of the year just got better. The great marketing strategy of amalgamating the hottest news along with the occasion has been cashed on by some smart photo-shopper, leading to the production of Tiger Woods Christmas cards. It does not come as a surprise, though, considering that the number of women in Tiger Woods’ harem seem to be growing with almost every breath he is taking. There are people who disapprove of the joke, claiming that it is insensitive and in poor taste, but there is no doubt that it is bound to spread some Christmas cheer in earnest.

Considering that Tiger Woods had allegedly engaged in multiple affairs behind his wife’s back, the Christmas cards could have been way more humiliating. At least for now, there has been no such card available on the internet that includes his alleged mistresses. Thankfully, the card features nothing but Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren. It is the photo-shopped version of a popular picture featuring the couple.

The card portrays the picture of domestic bliss in harmony, to hilarious effect. The couple are shown huddling close together, the picture of happiness. Discordantly, Tiger Woods sports a number of stitches on his face, a black eye swollen shut, and a bright smile accentuated with rows of broken teeth, with black spots showing in between. The high point of the picture? Elin Nordegren, with a lovely, beatific smile, looking very much the happily loving wife, but brandishing a golf club in her hand, leaving no doubt regarding the identity of the assailant.