Dave Marriott might be thrown out of his club over his flatulence

March 5th, 2012 - 9:45 pm ICT by Aishwarya Bhatt  

London, Mar 5 (THAINDIAN NEWS) A club in Britain is threatening to throw a member out because of flatulence. The Grange Villa Workmen’s Social Club has confirmed that they have warned 49-year-old Dave Marriott against his frequent flatulence if he intends to keep his membership.

Dave insists that there are others who also foul the air occasionally at the club but was quick to point out that he was the worst offender. He was quoted as saying that, “But I don’t purposefully blast in front of them. In fairness it’s not just me, but I’m probably the worst. In the past, pub landlords have given me a pint for clearing the bar at closing time, but I’m not proud of myself. I changed from Guinness to lager but it made no difference. Perhaps a chemist can give me something.”

Dave is asking for help for the issue. He said changing the type of beer that he took failed to change the situation. He is not angry at the club for the decision to haul him before the disciplinary committee.

Dave sees the lighter side of the whole issue and is working not stay in the club. The committee has told Dave that if he intends to stay in the club for long, he has to stop fouling the air anytime that he comes in.

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