Thaindian News

London, Sept 13 (THAINDIAN NEWS) Have to admit it - all of us have added a little ‘color’ to our CVs in the bid to impress our bosses. There is an exception to that because one prospective employee poured it all out when he was writing his CV.

28-year-old Benedict Le Gauche has written what could easily pass for the worst but most credible CV in the world. He wrote that his former jobs were all “boring and drudgerous and disheartening.” He even attacked his own qualification when he described his philosophy degree as “pointless.” He gave some vivid details of what he did at his previous jobs.

He wrote in his CV that he avoided doing his work by “hiding” and “pretending to be on the phone.” On the positive things that he can do, Benedict stated that, “I draw pictures of my friends and give them to them as birthday presents. I like to close my eyes and pretend I am Darth Vader.”

He is hoping that he would get a job soon but he warns possible future employers that he might not enjoy the work that he will be given.

He finally wrote that, “I just wanted to write something that looked like me, not everyone else.”