The funniest one-liners from stars on love, romance and sex revealed

September 18th, 2008 - 3:47 pm ICT by ANI  


London, Sept 18 (ANI): Queen of pop Madonna made headlines when she said- ”When I get on my knees…it isn”t to pray”. Now, a new book Naughty Wit brings together similar one-liners from the stars on love, romance and sex that will surely make you laugh.
Here are some one-liners from the stars, according to Daily Star:
Actor Colin Farrell: “Sleeping with actresses who have fake tits is like massaging rocks.”
Brit actress Minnie Driver: “British men take you to McDonald’’s, make you pay, and then ask if anyone is dating your sister.”
Singer Rod Stewart: “There’’s still plenty of lead in this pencil but I only write to one person now.”
Comic Frank Skinner: “Love’’s the only four-letter word I don”t use during sex.”
Comedian Jim Davidson: “Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman’’s sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.”
Actress Sharon Stone: “Women might be able to fake orgasms but men fake whole relationships.”
Sex Pistols star John Lydon: “Love is two minutes and 52 seconds of squishing noises.”
Chat show host Jonathan Ross: “Abi Titmuss has been tied to more bedposts than David Blunkett’’s dog.”
Actor Robin Williams: “God gave us a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.”
Pop star Boy George: “If I”m reincarnated I want to come back as Matt Damon’’s underwear.”
Comic Victoria Wood: “I always thought coq-au-vin was love in a lorry.”
Actor John Travolta: “I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.”
Actress Uma Thurman: “When you”re in a relationship it’’s better to be with somebody who has an affair than somebody who doesn”t flush the toilet.”
Comedienne Jo Brand: “Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I”m sitting on top of you, who’’s going to argue?”
Actor Billy Crystal: “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Actor Steve Martin: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful and wholesome things that money can buy.”
Late comic Benny Hill: “For our anniversary I took my wife to the pub. She told me I should buy something for the house so I did - a round of drinks.”
Comedian Jimmy Carr: “I”m a modern man so I have no problem buying tampons. Unfortunately women don”t consider them a proper present.” (ANI)

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