Now, a porridge that promises an orgasmic breakfast-in-bed!January 8th, 2009 - 2:32 pm ICT by ANI
London, Jan 8 (ANI): Forget pills, lotions and yoga, porridge is now being touted as an adult breakfast cereal, courtesy its libido-boosting qualities for early risers.
Porridge, which has long been recommended as a good start to the day for people, is now being described as “an orgasmic breakfast-in-bed”.
Morning Glory is made by Rude Health, a cereal company whose fans already include the famously suggestive cook, Nigella Lawson, among others, reports The Scotsman.
The blessed food contains organic British oats which the makers claim “enhances libido by re-balancing oestrogen and testosterone levels to help keep your stamina up all morning”.
Pumpkin seeds are added which contain zinc “for a high-octane sex-drive boost” as well as barley, rye and quinoa flakes “for a cheeky wake-up crunch”. (ANI)
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