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Mar 22 (THAINDIAN NEWS) As WWE Monday Night Raw began, Michael Cole came out dressed as Jim Ross, JR, and made a few jokes at the former announcer…and current friend of Jerry Lawler. He then taunted Jerry saying ,”There’s nothing you can do Lawler, cause I am in the Cole Mine!” referrin to his plexiglass announcer’s booth which he hides in.

Soon the Game, Triple H came out to the roar of the crowd. As he stood in the ring to once again tell the world his intentions to beat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania, Ted Dibiase came out to interrupt him, which of course did not o over well at all. Triple H punished Ted by beating him all over the arena as announcers imagined that would be what Triple H does the The Undertaker.

Sheamus soon comes out to face Evan Bourne. Shemus dominates the match from the beginning, but Evan manages to fight back well for a short while. As he attempts his move, he misses,and Sheamus kicks him in the head, winning the very short match. Sheamus begins to share with the audience that he is the Champion of the United States of America, and is interrupted by Daniel Bryan, who invoke a rematch clause…he wants Sheamus at Wrestlemania. Sheamus appears to agree, with a kick to Bryan’s head as well.

Eve won her match against Maryese with a neckbreaker, just before a match involving Corre members come out to show off video of themselves defeating Big Show and Kane on Friday night, just as Vladamir and Santino make their way to the ring. Corre members Justin Gabriel, and Heath Slater engage in the match against the strange tag team, and Santino prepares to use the Cobra move. Just then, he becomes distracted, and Valdamir has to take over, dominating the ring. Suddenly, Heath does a reverse Ddt and Gabriel pulls a 450 splash, and the Corre wins the match. Just then, The Big Show and Kane come out and mop the floor with the Corre.

John Cena appeared via satellite to speak of his match with the Miz, and admitted that he had been distracted by the Rock, and he had let the Miz take advantage of that. He said that he hoped the Miz rewrites history last night, because he plans to win against Miz at Wrestlemania.

Dolph Zigler came to the ring accompanies by Vickie Guerrero and LayCool, to meet John Morrison, who is accompanied by Trish Stratus. As the match ensued, an email came in from the anonymous Raw General Manager. He ordered the match to be a handicapped inter-gender match, which means that the women are now legally involved. This decision comes after the girls were already jumping into the match and fighting. The match was won by LayCool, Vickie and Dolph when Dolph pulled the ZigZag off, and then tagged Vickie in to pin Morrison.

The next matchup was between Randy Orton and Rey Mysterio. Both men Orton manages to get a two cunt on Rey a couple of times, but Rey fights back with moves of his own, such as a 619 which he pulls off after countering Randy’s DDT. Just then, CM Punk is on the huge screen.

Punk is just outside of Randy’s bus, and says he cannot wait to meet Randy’s wife. As Randy runs backstage to protect her, Punk attacks Randy. Randy’s wife opens the bus door and screams for help, but Punk tells her to shut up. Punk keeps kicking Randy, and then blows a kiss to his wife before leaving her screaming for help for Randy, who is lying on the floor. The show ends with a surprise appearance from John Cena, who brawls with Miz and Alex Riley, until Miz runs away and leaves Riley to be beaten down by Cena.