Lady Gaga Dead According To Bizarre Internet Rumors
November 17th, 2009 - 7:34 pm ICT by GD ( 2 comments )By Madhuri Dey
Nov. 17, (THAINDIAN NEWS) Rumors that Lady Gaga is dead is spreading like wildfire over the internet. She is the latest addition to the huge number of celebrities who have met with their own death, literally, on the net. Only this time, the rumormongers seem to be more careful and meticulous about planning out the “death” of the pop star. This time, the death does not involve a terrible car crash, the commonest form of death attributed to celebrities. There are various modes of death that Lady Gaga seems to have died of, some as outrageous and imaginative as a bomb sabotage.
The various sites that support the rumor give myriad accounts of the death of the singer. Though they are all vastly different in their accounts, one striking similarity is the ingenuity. A particularly “creative person” says that Lady Gaga was spotted entering a Starbucks with Robert Pattinson. She went into the restroom and when she came out, she was in a delirious state and could not breathe. She then collapsed on the sidewalk and was carried off to a Los Angeles hospital where she later died. Another detailed account, perhaps somewhat less creatively, says that she had died of a narcotics overdose, the killer being Oxycontin.
There are quite a few other rumors circulating about her death, but they come nowhere near the above mentioned in being unconventional. Some say that she died in a car accident, while others say that she committed suicide, for reasons known only to her. Some bloggers even went so far as to point out the effect early fame has had on her psychology and lifestyle that has ultimately led to her “death.”
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January 30th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
she is dead. it was all over the news today
February 16th, 2011 at 5:37 am
Lady Gaga is most certainly dead. The person writing this is obviously in complete denial at their are piles of evidence supporting that she’s no longer with us.
There is a reason she can seemingly perform on TV and at concerts etc. It’s because they are using a Gaga look a like along with many other visual and audio tricks to make it seem like it’s the real Gaga singing. So it’s her producers that have kept her “alive” because it’s profitable. Kind of like a modern Milli Vanilli. Interestingly enough, the producers, with the help of song writers, have woven some subtle clues into lyrics of her songs. Proof she is dead can also be found in some of the song lyrics. like poker face.
“Can’t read my, can’t read my
No he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)
Can’t read my, can’t read my
No he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)”
The reason no one can read her poker face, and that she’s got to love nobody is because SHE IS DEAD! Or look at the “nothing else to say” lyrics. She died when she was distracted by someone looking at her. She then double took whatever pills she was swallowing and O.Ded.. Notice what clever lyrics her producers embedded in the song to subtly get the message across.
“And, eh, there’s nothing else I can say, eh eh
There’s nothing else I can say, eh eh
I wish he never looked at me that way, eh eh
There’s nothing else I can say, eh eh ”
There’s nothing else she can say because again, SHE IS DEAD! Dead people can not really say anything. And the line “I wish he never looked at me that way”, is expresses regret because right after that is when she double took her pills. Lady Gaga was dead that evening. It was at this point that Gaga was replaced with the fake Gaga. It was easy to pull of due to all the disguises and weird cover ups etc.